Anti-Heartbreak Formula

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Here are things to do to chase the tears and heartbreaks away:


1. Take a good long warm bath.
2. Smoke menthols, don't smoke reds.
3. Make a playlist of your favorite songs and play them outloud.
4. Lock your door when you're in your room.
5. Dance with just your underwear in front of the mirror.
6. Pretend you're in the video clip of your played song. (tee-hee)
7. Take your digi cam and pose like crazy with the self timer.
8. Try on the clothes you never wore before.
9. Lay in bed all day long, just you and your cigarettes.
10. Don't forget to crap (seriously it helps)
12. Pile lots and lots of chocolate in your room incase you ran out of cigarettes.
13. Then remember the things you did and write it in your blog.


All the things above have been self-tested and it seriously works.
TEE HEE
*too many lovers in one lifetime ain't good for you!